I felt a little bad doing this, but finally I did it.
At a public library computer some desi girl left her email logged in, and I found she applied for a job. The guy who wrote her back said something like
"every time I come into the bank you have such a great smile, and that gives me a great smile"
so I wrote him back (As her)
"If I get the job, you'll walk away with more than just a big smile. if you know what I mean. hint hint, call or write xoxox"
Then I clicked send. I felt a little bad, then I checked this girl on facebook, and saw her picture. a total hottie, probably reaped off the fat of the land for a good while now - gaining favors, free meals, extra attention, telling good guys to f*ck off just based on their looks - so this small amount of justice was deserved. Heck who knows, maybe she was thinking that all the way, did her deed and now has the job!
Maybe I did her a favor! that would be the ultimate irony.