Boobies into hibernation.

Boobies into hibernation.
Summer is almost over. and what this means in most cities of the world, is that boobies will go into hibernation. It's no mystery that women will expose these assets of theirs in socially acceptable ways in order to gain various privileges and favors, not to mention, use them to attract men (and then yet still complain all men care about is looks.)

But it's now time for another one of my infamous theories.

Enter the winter boyfriend vs the summer boyfriend. Seasons have been known to effect people's states of mind, I think women become more "boyfriend prone" during the winter, and the guys they choose during the winter have "Beta" characteristics. That is, comforting, nurturing, supportive types. Summer is time for casting caution to the wind, going wild, crazy, trying strange things, and dating the guy your parents would hate the most. So women do either one of two things,

1. Don't date anyone, and just f*ck a lot of guys.
2. Date someone that transmits alpha characteristics : unpredictability, instant likability (good looking), generally uncaring about
others (including the very woman that's dating him for inexplicable reasons)

Again, to reiterate, summer is almost over, which means the boobies are about to go into hibernation, and good guys that actually treat women with respect might have a chance.

Signing off, HMF.