Sunday, November 30, 2008

The dark dirty secret

Women that get by mostly on their looks, and KNOW that they get by mostly on their looks are usually the most insecure people in the world.

Especially since they know no matter what, that gift is the one that gets steadily taken away. As Johnny Cash says,

Sooner or later, God'll cut you down.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

As if you are not attracted to these very women!

THE_HMF said...

When did I say that? I'm just saying I know the dark dirty secret they all have.

Of course, I have a heterosexual, male, brain, so of course Im going to be wired to respond to certain female fitness indicators.

Anonymous said...

HMF, would you prefer an ok looking smart girl or a gorgeous looking dumb girl - given the choice between only those two?

See you at the meetup, chico.

THE_HMF said...

it depends. to fuck? the latter, to be with, the former.

Anonymous said...

I can relate to that. Take Mr. Muscle to bed but Mr. Desi Engineer to wed, seems to be the M.O. of desi women as well!!! Glad to see us desis finally united on some common cause

THE_HMF said...

only problem. when mr. desi engineer realizes he's being used as an ATM machine, he's might expect you to be on call 24/7 for fucks. Since you treat him as a wallet, be prepared to lie down and take care of business.

Anonymous said...

"only problem. when mr. desi engineer realizes he's being used as an ATM machine, he's might expect you to be on call 24/7 for fucks. Since you treat him as a wallet, be prepared to lie down and take care of business."

24/7?
Desi guys can keep it up that long?
Not my experience. It's usually the woman in a desi relationship who loses out in bed.

THE_HMF said...

"Desi guys can keep it up that long?
Not my experience. It's usually the woman in a desi relationship who loses out in bed."

Doesnt matter. the option has to be there 24/7

Anonymous said...

Yeah, but the option is seldom there for us women. I mean, well, so many times we want it and the guy just can't perform, or perform for that long. I really don't think unsatisfied desi men is an issue. It's usually women in any relationship who are not satisfied in the bedroom, too little for too less. You got any female friends? If you do, then you'd already know this. It's usually us women who want more on demand, not the guys.

THE_HMF said...

"Yeah, but the option is seldom there for us women. I mean, well, so many times we want it and the guy just can't perform, or perform for that long."

again it DOESNT MATTER. if you want us for 24/7 fucks, then start paying the bills.

Its not about who wants it more, its about traditional gender rules/roles

Anonymous said...

Who's not paying the bills? All desi women I know are working professionals. What about your mom, does she pay the bills or is she available for 24/7 fucks from you dad, laying back and taking it?

How do you "feel" about that? What effect does it have on your sub-conscious? Call me. Let's talk.

THE_HMF said...

"What about your mom, does she pay the bills or is she available for 24/7 fucks from you dad, laying back and taking it?"

Hey look you fucked up bitch.

I didnt bring your screwed up parents into the discussion. Obviously they should be at harvard or yale this very moment having their brains examined for mating and creating you.

Anonymous said...

The way we are raised by our parents and what we see them doing while growing up affects our worldview as adults, so naturally we are curious about your upbringing. And you can bring my parents into the equation anytime. It's a valid question.

So what was the relationship dynamic between your ma and pa?

THE_HMF said...

"And you can bring my parents into the equation anytime. It's a valid question."

Alright, what mental institution did they escape from.

Anonymous said...

Seriously, what is the relationship dynamic between your parents? Both of my worked to pay the bills and neither of them used the other one as a 24/7 booty call, though I'm sure they both had a satisfying sex life because occasionally I heard them discuss it behind closed doors.

Me and my siblings were raised seeing two working and respectful parents loving and appreciating each other.

Now, what about your's?

THE_HMF said...

"Seriously, what is the relationship dynamic between your parents?"

what is that. are you re-negging on your claim? that I could *bring* your parents into question? What mental institution did they escape from.

Actually scratch that, after how much drugs and alcohol did they decide to give birth to you, does Guiness have that record documented?

THE_HMF said...

In fact, was it large amounts of GUiness that was consumed? then guiness could record it.

Anonymous said...

My parents were never been drinkers and never used drugs. I think all their kids were planned in fact.

So vaat about your's beta?

Desi arranged loveless marriage?
Desi arranged lovefilled marriage?

Desi love marriage turned hate marriage?

Spill the daal....

THE_HMF said...

"My parents were never been drinkers and never used drugs. I think all their kids were planned in fact"

really? then explain how someone so imbalanced as you could come from their union?

Anonymous said...

They are desi! LOL.

I'm a ABCD. Unbalanced.